Tis the season for spiked nog, cozy nights in snuggling with your beau (or an equally sexy book) next to a fire, and come Monday morning... freezing your ass off at the office. It's a fact of life: the holiday season brings about plenty of reasons to feel gracious and jolly (thanks spiked nog), but sometimes feeling cozy needs a little help. That's where these 15 warm-your-cold-ass-up items come in all kinds of handy.
Whether it's for you, a friend, or a frenemy you'd like to stop complaining already, any one of these steaming hot products will warm you right up!
1. Towel Warmer
Nothing quite like getting out of the hot shower, and directly into a hot towel. No need to bother with that awk in-between fest of shivers, indulge yourself in warm all throughout your shower, and post-shower experience.
2. Heated Insoles
If your feet get cold, and you're going sockless, look no further than these heated insole inserts for any pair of your favorite flats! No need to go the boot route when you can warm yourself up, from the bottom of your feet, upward, with the click of a button.
3. Musical Earmuffs
What about when you want to listen to your music, but not get frostbitten ears in the process? Try combining two pleasures: warm ears and musical tunes, with these musical earmuffs (and hey, they're even bluetooth enabled!).
4. Heated Vibrator
If you find that you'd like a little more self love in your life, look no further than this heated (and waterproof!) vibe. Perfect for a soothing bath or night in under the covers.
5. Rechargeable Hand Warmer
So your hands get a bit cold? No need to waste your precious dollars on the disposable hand warmers: go all out and invest in the gift that keeps on giving, and it's only a charge away- rechargeable hand warmers!
6. Heated Cushion
No matter where you are, rest assured that your bum needn't be cold. In fact, it can be toasty on the go, anywhere you are! Just pack this handy bum warmer. You're welcome!
7. Heated Mouse
Ever been typing and scrolling away, only to find your teeth chattering and fingers fumbling? This can take care of the latter. Get a heated mouse to gently warm your bare hand as you go about your business.
8. Electric Blanket
If you've ever shivered in your sleep, or awoken to borderline frozen toes, now's your time to invest in an electric blanket complete with multiple settings, and the ability to keep you warm as can be.
9. Warming Lube
Why just have sex when you can make it a hot romp? And why settle for your natural feminine juices when you can, again, make things that much hotter? Enter: friction activated warming lubricant.
10. Lotion Warming Dispenser
Don't you hate it when your lotion is... cold? Unacceptable, really. Which is why this lotion warmer exists, to ensure that after your hot shower, you don't have to tremble at the touch of ice cold lotion, and instead can feel the warm embrace of silk.
11. Heated Neck Pad
Throw this in the microwave and it's only a matter of minutes before the knots in your neck subside thanks to the warming calm of your freshly heated neck muscles.
12. Breast Heating Pads
Did you know that warmer breasts produce more milk? Or, ahem, are simply warmer if that's all you're into these days? Add these to your bra to take your nips from hard to soft in no time.